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How is google gonna come out with eyewear and not call it googly eyes

ewanmcgregored:

BrBa - Ozymandias (5x14)

I’ve still got things left to do.

astralangels:


shocking update from updated satellite images reveal missouri does, in fact, not exist

i fucking knew it

astralangels:

shocking update from updated satellite images reveal missouri does, in fact, not exist

i fucking knew it

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

nosdrinker:

Apple: your phone fucking sucks but I love emojis so. you win this round